Number12 AoR characters before you answer the questions. NO LOOKING AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE HAND THAT'S CHEATING!
1.) Niko
2.) Josk
3.) Darek
4.) Myaja
5.) Dantie
6.) Oren
7.) Thertayn
8.) Ehm
9.) Addison
10.) Jeralt
11.) Enion
12.) Isi (that's obscure)
1) would you read a 6/11 fanfic? ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
2)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? So hot, all she needs is a yellow and black leather jacket and pants and she's set.
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? I would suppose it would have something to do with the combination of Ehm's vague anatomy and tainted swamp water
4) what kind of fanfic would 9 be in? A gay one
5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? EWWW! Sorry, Oren with men feels so wrong.
6) 5/9 or 5/10? LMAO er... N.Dantie would prefur Addi, and A.Dantie would relate to Jeralt
7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? He would black mail them and walk away with much gold
8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic? Josk would just sit there and be asexual while Enion professed his desire to be in a fanfic that wasn't gay
9)Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? It would involve Ehm stealing Niko's statues and then he would get caught and they would make out because that sounds like Fanfic logic to me
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic Isi punches Thertayn in the face for wolf whistling her and he cries home to Ehm who has to comfort him
11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? "Oh My Mr. Danta, what a big purple dragon you have, I'm glad I brought protection"
12) Which partner for 3? Someone fun but a-moral who can loosen Darek up ethically speaking
13.) 11? Er... he seems like the eternal bachelor to me
14.) what would be a good name for a 4/5 fic "Screw the Rules we have Swords"
16) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song would you use? Stuttering.. not that that song has anything to do with him but it's about Stuttering so... *fart noise*
17)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? "Niko Get out of here while I woo this AWESOME CHARACTER THAT EMMA NEEDS TO MAKE"
18)What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? "I changed everything about me to fit your specifications, so lets get it on"
19) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father? Hmmmmm.... Bill?
20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do? tap them on the should purely out of curiosity and not concern
21) If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do? OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! I'M GONNA RIDE ON MY MOTHER FKIN DRAGON! COME HERE YOU LITTLE CAT SIZED MINI LIZARD! I'M GONNA SIT ON YOU! LET'S FLY TO THE MOTHER FKIN MOON!
22) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do? Wonder what Dare was thinking.
Number12 AoR characters before you answer the questions. NO LOOKING AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE HAND THAT'S CHEATING!
1.) Addison
2.) Nemo Ramsey
3.) Josk Danta
4.) Clarus Maleficarum
5.) Ikehr
6.) Niko Danta
7.) Kieran Kolbjorn
8.) Leilani Richards
9.) Darek Von Cleft
10.) Thertayn
11.) Sunglow the dragon
12.) Samar
1) would you read a 6/11 fanfic? Yes. I think that would be hilarious/interesting to read.
2)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Uh, his face claim is? I don’t know if I’d consider the character described in the profile hot.
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Pfffffffft. The world of AoR will have entered the modern era because only technology would make that possible.
4) what kind of fanfic would 9 be in? Something to do with vampires. I would laugh if it was a bad Twilight fanfic.
5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? LOL! Talk about polar opposites.
6) 5/9 or 5/10? Only if 9 or 10 is into dragons.
7)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? I’m sure Kieran would stare dumbfounded at the lesbian love-fest occurring between an elf and a human.
8) What would happen in a 3/11 fanfic? Josk would probably get eaten at some point or at least severely maimed because he would piss Sunglow off immensely.
9)Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Anything with Addison in it will result in fluff of the highest magnitude. He’s just too dang adorable.
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic The First Star in Night’s Darkness
11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? Clarus would be the anti-hero rescuing the maiden-fair Addison. Either that or Clarus would use his bad boy wiles to get the innocent Addison into bed.
12) Which partner for 3? Either Addison (1), who appeals to his normal side, or Clarus (4), who appeals to the malevolent streak in Josk.
13.) 11? Ikehr. If only because they’re both dragons.
14.) what would be a good name for a 4/5 fic Courting the Dragon.
15) If you wrote a songfic about 8 what song would you use? Midnight Fantasy by Super Junior.
16)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? Extreme fluff.
17)What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? Pfffffffft...no. Just...no.
18) If 4 was pregnant who would you expect to be the father? My first question would be when the heck did Clarus become female.
19) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do? Totally rush over and hug him, probably accompanied by an exclamation of “What’s wrong, Niko?”
20) If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do? Get a video camera and record it. That would be hilarious.
21) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do? Check to see how drunk they are, then proceed to drag Josk out and berate him for returning to the closet when he left it decades ago.